Poll: What is the shortest distance between 2 points?

Oooh Ooooh I know this one. applying the by now familiar but nonetheless famous Einsteins equation a=b+c we can calculate the necessary spacetime manifolds taking into account the effect of all significant mive objects in the vicinity of the two points and also adjusting by a suitable, but as yet undiscovered coefficient of uncertainty to allow for the influence of non baryonic dark matter. Then of course we need to adjust for the baryonic dark matter and then again for coefficient of fwuffyness. The answer is a basic truth that I don't think you guys are ready for yet, but bring me the stuffed lingum of Tyler Durden and I might tell you.