Has a locksmith ever stolen your girlfriend after you hired him to undo the lock on her chastity belt?

Actually this is a common occurrence, I hate to tell you, but she hasn't ran off with him she was stolen and sold as a virgin slave, there is a very good market for them in South Carolina from what I hear. She is probably not okay the tendency is for these slaves to be "used" too roughly and then sold to Mexico... you don't want her back now, but if you are dead set on getting her back then you should start by calling all local providers of Donkey Shows.... Good luck with that.